You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are handy to have around.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. (ain't that the truth)
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*I got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny and true, so I'm passing it along!
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*I got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny and true, so I'm passing it along!
20 comments:
That is funny! Not quite what I was expecting.
You know these are funny when they get my half sleepy husband to chuckle a bit. Thanks Mari!
LOL... chuckling here, too!
lol fun.
i'm a photocopier I think
Who knew I had so much in common with a photocopier? LOLOL
Very funny!
That is cute.
How funny! When you read it it makes so much sense. I just never new that I could have been an egg timer.....Kae
I love this Mari!!! And with the photocopiers, all I could think of is "yes, they are reproductive and such...but when the cartridges run out, there's no production at all...okay, so, well, I guess that's me....no good stuff left in MY cartridge!"
Have a great weekend.
I bet in time..we could come up with a lot more! I really agree with the Freezer bags!
very cute!
lol! too true! :)
Very cute! Have a great weekend!
Thanks, btw, for jumping into the question meme. I had fun reading your answers!
This was hilarious and oh so true!! Thanks for the laugh!
very funny! thatnks for sharing! I needed a laugh!
Mari,
This is cute and I agree wholeheartedly. Thanks for the laugh.
Blessings for a great weekend.
Mary
That is cute.
These are HILARIOUS!!!
Very funny!!!
nice.
This really is worth sharing. Hee hee.
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