Monday, January 9, 2012

Change is coming

I got this recently in an e-mail and thought it was pretty cute. Hope you enjoy it!



Grace seemed sheepish as she visited her Gynecologist.

'Come now" coaxed the Dr. 'You've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.'


'This one seems kind of strange.'


'Let me be the judge of that' replied the Dr.


'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom and I heard a "plink, plink, plink" in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies!'


'I see.'


'That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and "plink, plink, plink" there were nickels in the bowl.' 'That night', she went on, 'I went again and "plink, plink plink" and there were dimes, and this morning there were quarters!'

'You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'


The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'


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(Ready for this?)


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(I'm warning you...)


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(It's not too late - you don't have to look!)


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'You're simply going through the change!'

:) :) :) :) :) :)



26 comments:

Susan said...

Ha-Ha!!!! I'm so gulible!!!

Terra said...

So silly! Thanks for the laugh.

Mike Golch said...

Good one!!!!!!

Brenda said...

LOL! Only if it were that easy!

Maple Lane said...

Love it!

le blÖg d'Ötli said...

Funny!!!!

Connie said...

Won't you like to meet the person who writes those jokes? They must be hilarious!

Sadie said...

That is hilarious!

Brooke said...

*raises eyebrow* ;)

Penny said...

Hehehe!

Sharon said...

I really needed a good laugh today. Thank you for sharing I truly loved it.
Hugs

Nancy said...

That was a good laugh.....

Abraham Lincoln said...

It is funny everytime I read it. I just read this morning that scientists just learned that a kind of side-by-side comparison of the male and female's heads, shows a huge difference that was not known to even exist.

Betsy said...

HA!

Nancy @ A Rural Journal said...

That made me smile -- and I didn't have a clue what was coming. :)

LL Cool Joe said...

Groan!! :D

Nancy said...

Oh, Mari, your to funny!!!!

Kim, USA said...

That is funny!!! ^_^

Sandra said...

Hahahahah

Justabeachkat said...

Thanks for the giggle.

Hugs,
Kat

Beth said...

Good one! :>) I wish we did get money out of it!

Anita said...

Thanks for the laugh!

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

ROFL....that, I didn't expect. And I love it.

Kim said...

ROFL!

See Jamie blog said...

HA HA HA HA!!
I'm not there yet, but I'm remembering this one for when I am!

Musicaljean said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That is just toooooo funny! Thank GOD I've been there, done that.