I got this recently in an e-mail and thought it was pretty cute. Hope you enjoy it!

Grace seemed sheepish as she visited her Gynecologist.
'Come now" coaxed the Dr. 'You've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one seems kind of strange.'
'Let me be the judge of that' replied the Dr.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom and I heard a "plink, plink, plink" in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies!'
'I see.'
'That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and "plink, plink, plink" there were nickels in the bowl.' 'That night', she went on, 'I went again and "plink, plink plink" and there were dimes, and this morning there were quarters!'
'You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you...)
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(It's not too late - you don't have to look!)
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'You're simply going through the change!'
:) :) :) :) :) :)
'Come now" coaxed the Dr. 'You've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one seems kind of strange.'
'Let me be the judge of that' replied the Dr.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom and I heard a "plink, plink, plink" in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies!'
'I see.'
'That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and "plink, plink, plink" there were nickels in the bowl.' 'That night', she went on, 'I went again and "plink, plink plink" and there were dimes, and this morning there were quarters!'
'You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Ready for this?)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(I'm warning you...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(It's not too late - you don't have to look!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'You're simply going through the change!'
:) :) :) :) :) :)