Bob e-mailed these to me and I thought they were cute enough to share. Hope you get a smile from them!3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat
of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
20 comments:
Very cute sayings. And that little Reese is too cute...she looks kind of like my Reese who is 1.5
Those are funny. I remember my nephew used to sing the song victory in Jesus....... "He sought me and he bought me ......and he plunged me to victory.
"He socked me and he bopped me .... and he punched me to victory."
Oh man ... these are funny !! I laughed at all of them !!!
Those kinds of things almost come out of someone's mouth around here all the time! I need to get better about recording them. Thank goodness for my Blog!
I enjoyed these---thanks for sharing. And tell Bob thanks.
When my nephew was about 5 or 6yrs old he aked my parents if mother nature was God's wife. The other night Kaitlyn and Chloe were talking about how unfair it would be to play hide-and-seek with our all knowing and all seeing God... to which Chloe says "Oh, He can play, you just can't let Him be the counter."
~Debi
These had me chuckling. Thanks for a morning laugh!
Those are so funny! It makes you realize again how careful you have to be around kids because they sure do pick up on a lot! :)
OH, I LOVED THESE LITTLE SAYINGS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN SAY!
This past week Ainsley took Wyatt and Dylan to a pet shop and Wyatt fell in love with a kitten. He begged for his mother to buy it. His mother said, " We cannot have a cat because your daddy is allergic to them." Wyatt said, "Mommy, daddy is not a jerk!"
Those are too cute. The picture is pretty darn cute too.
That is sooo cute and funny! I LOVE hearing children say those things - that little girl is TOOOOO CUTE! I think I might want her to live with me!
I laughed when Bob sent them to me too. You just never know what kids are going to say.
I LOVE these!!! Kids are so stinkin' cute and when you get them talking about the Bible and what's in it is just amazing!!
WHAT a precious picture...those eyes are to die for!
Sooo cute!! I'm with Dena- That little girl could come to live with me too!!
Those are too cute :)
Kids say the cutest things. Those are all adorable. I really liked the last one.
Mari, just precious.
Joanne :O)
These are sooooooo cute!!
That is so cute, kids are the sweetest, most of the time, some times, ok, once in awhile...Ha
These are hilarious. I enjoyed them!!
By the way- thanks so much for stopping by my blog and for all prayers you've mentioned on my behalf. I am grateful.
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