Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are handy to have around.

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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

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SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.. (ain't that the truth)

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*I got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny and true, so I'm passing it along!