Biblical Humor
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the disciples were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about why they no longer lived in the garden?
A: Your Mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: What person in the Bible had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
