Friday Funny

I have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven't found out who let the dogs out, or where's the beef , or how do you get to Sesame Street!

Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......

Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton...

Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors...

I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,  yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going?

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... 

Just what is Victoria's secret? ....

What would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...

Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?