I was driving the other day and had to stop for a couple of turkeys in the road. They were in no hurry, and meandered across the road in front of me. Just when I thought it was safe to go ahead, they turned around and crossed in front of me to the other side. When they were in the middle of the road, two more came out, they turned again and finally all made it across the road.
Once they made it across, this one turned and looked at me.
"What are you looking at?"