Thursday, September 11, 2008

Some great exercise advice

I got this cute e-mail from my friend Shelly, and I thought it was so funny that I should pass it on.
Walking can add minutes to your life
This enables you at 89 years old to spend an additional 5 months
In a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die,
They'll say 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Diane said...

That is so funny! Now I have more excuses to add to the list! ;)

Lynn said...

Cute. The walking I'm okay's the running, not so much.

My 87 yo grandmother still walks two miles every morning!

Terri said...

I like your story!!

Cheri said...

I love it!

Kristie said...


Rebekah said...

lol- thats a good one

Pat said...

I agree with everyone of those points!
Thanks for a great laugh today!

Joanne said...


I was up and walking with my friend at 6am. I think I am going to give her this list. It sounds wonderfully scientific and so knowledgeable. I wish I had had it for this mornings exercise time!

Love, Joanne

Cherdecor said...

These are so funny! Thanks for posting them.

Jennifer said...

That is fun-ny!

Growin' with it! said...

what a fun place!!! i have seen your avatar on a few of the blogs i visit and finally gave in to my curiousity. i'm sure glad i did. especially after spying that white chicken chili! you talk my language.

Sandra said...

LOL that was funny. Thanks for the laugh Mari :)

Deb said...

Those are too funny!! Thanks for sharing:)

Pennies In My Pocket said...

So cute! I love it ... I need to go exercise now! lol


Nancy said...

Yeah very cute. That Shelly is a korker!!!

Mary said...


LOL What cute exercise advice. Thanks so much for sharing. I got a real chuckle out of it and laughter is good for the soul.

Please stop by my Writing Nook. I have a little something for you there on tomorrow's post.


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Mike Golch said...

Just came from Marys writing nook to say congrats on the award she gave you. Hugs and Blessings.