Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces here--Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bugger who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're not.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy butt but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
19 comments:
Its pretty funny I got to admit, & true for the most part.... I didn't think you'd post it!!! LOL
So So Funny Mari. (And Nancy) It made me chuckle...
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Isn't that great I sent that out, it's so cute, and true:) Have an awesome Monday:)
Deb
THat is good. I think the silly monkey faces are funny. You could always open a door for them too and then kick them out. LOL
Very cute! Did you wamble before you fell? How is the wallpaper removal going? Can't wait to see!
HaHaHa, I love the picture. Wierd, but cute, little monkeys.
Love the friendship poem too. After all, what are friends for?
Ha! So funny and so true.
Now there's a frienship poem that speaks to me! I loved it, and those monkeys...so funny!
I love you that much too!
That is me to the T!
You all have a weird sense of humor!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I love that! I know a couple of friends that I need to send that to!
Very cute- I love the pictures of the monkeys.
That is so me!
That is so me!
Those were great! Made me smile! Thanks for sharing!
Where did you get that picture of me? hahahahaha
Some time ago, you posted about some of your favorite things.....can you tell me what kind of mineral makeup it is that you like? I used to use Sheercover, but am tired of having to order when I need it - I am using Loreal now, because I couldnt remember which one you said you liked.
I always knew you had a big heart.
Love you too :O)
I love it! Everyone needs a friend like that!
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