Lady's Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
She put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
Now I'm on Prozac...