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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Friday Funny

A friend posted this on facebook and it had me laughing so hard I was crying. So I'm sharing the whole thing as it was written!
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Y’ALL!!!! I am DONE!! I learned a hard lesson today...one I wasn’t prepared for and I feel like I’ve been through a trauma! I need prayer! 🤦🏼‍♀️😵💩
I got Blakely an ice cream cone (yes the McDonald’s machine was working🤷🏼‍♀️). Well she walks into the living room and hands me her cone (half eaten like everything I give her) and I know all you moms have been there. We as moms pretty much live off of the food our kids don’t eat so I licked it before it dripped. I notice she is standing there looking at me like this 👉🏼😐.
I ask her: “what’s wrong?”
And she says: “Is it okay?!”
🥺😳😨🤭
At this point I’m scared b/c I don’t know what just happened. I think maybe she dropped it in her room and was scared to say. We stand there looking at each other and the ice cream cone. And then she says: “I accidentally wiped my butt with it”
🤢🤢😳😵🤭🤭
Excuse me?!! With this ice cream cone I just licked?!!  I am coming unglued...so I ask this child “How do you accidentally wipe your butt with an ice cream and WHY did you give it to me to eat????” 😳😑🤐
She looks me dead in my face and says “I used the wrong hand to wipe but it was just pee mommy”
🤮✌🏼✌🏽🤯
DONE! Someone come get these kids. I cannot even handle it. If y’all need me I’ll be washing my mouth out with Clorox. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😒

15 comments:

Hootin' Anni said...

Omg...too funny! And what's worse, I had to scroll back up & check the imprint on the ice cream.

Jean said...

But it was just pee, Mommy. Hahahahahaha!!

Jean said...

Just saw Hootin' Anni's comment. I did the exact same thing!

Terri D said...

Oh my gosh! That's a new one! Thanks for the giggle.

Linda said...

Oh my gosh, lolol.

Sally said...

Good one Mari! Of course, I had to read it a couple of times to 'get it'. :)

xoxo

Michelle said...

Lol!

Doris said...

OH MY WORD, I'm cracking up too!!

Ramblings of a Retired Lady said...

LOLOLOLOL - hilarious

Kim said...

Hahahahaha! Life with kids is never boring, that's for sure!!

Cherdecor said...

Oh. My. Word! LOL!

LL Cool Joe said...

Hahaha, I wonder why she gave it to mom to eat! :D

Henny Penny said...

This is soooo funny! I love what she said about moms living off the foods the kids won't eat. How true! But this tops it all.

carrie@northwoods scrapbook said...

Oh. My. Word. Dying in laughter over here! 😂

Laura said...

Okay, I have tears rolling down my face! Just hilarious!