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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Friday Funnies!



Biblical Humor

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless


Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the disciples were all in one Accord.


Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.


Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about why they no longer lived in the garden?
A: Your Mother ate us out of house and home.


Q: What person in the Bible had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.

15 comments:

Unknown said...

Very cute Mari!!

Unknown said...

So cute, Mari! I'm glad to be back to your blog. It always puts a smile on my face.

Terri said...

love the Adam and Eve eating them out of house and home!

Sweet Tea said...

Ruthless! LOL
That was a totally new one for me. Too cute!

Kari said...

thanks for the laughs.
Have a great weekend. Be blessed!

Justabeachkat said...

Thanks for the chuckles!

Hugs,
Kat

Christina said...

Funny!!!! I love the car one the best although they were all funny.

Penny said...

Bwahahaha!! Love it!

ancient one said...

cute post!!

Jenny said...

Ruthless, BWAAAAAAHAHA! Love it.

One of my favorite Bible funnies is, how do we know the Almighty is left-handed?

Because Jesus is sitting on the right hand of God.

ALSO

On a glorious Autumn Sunday, a faithful Sunday School teacher of very small children asked her students: "What has a big bushy tail and gathers nuts for the winter?"

The children looked clueless but eventually little Johnny raised his hand. "Yes, Johnny?" said his teacher.

Johnny replied, "I know the answer is supposed to be Jesus but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."

I'll go now ...

Raise Them Up said...

Those were great! I shared them with my boys and they got a big kick out of them. :)

Hootin Anni said...

All in Accord? Gotta love these Mari!! Thanks for the chuckles. I do so love humor.

Thank you for visiting with me yesterday
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Hope your weekend has treated you well.

Marsha Young said...

Mari - Thanks for the smiles. And thank you for your encouraging comments on Spots and Wrinkles.

Blessings to you - Marsha

Cherdecor said...

Good Sunday funnies!

Cherdecor said...

Sorry, this just came up on my Sunday Feed! =)