Someone sent me an e-mail with some Christian one liners. You may have seen these before, but I thought they were funny and in many of them, there is a lot of truth. Enjoy these!
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
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It's easier to preach ten sermons than to live one.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit complaining about your church. If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the promises' are just sitting on the premises.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you.
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
19 comments:
I love these. At school there is one posted in the ladies room: When you are down to nothing, God is up to something.
I read that every day.
Oh Mari they are all so very true, I love this. . .I have to share these.
I especially love . .We are called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges! AMEN!! Thanks for sharing:)
I don't know if I've heard or read these before but I like them a lot. Thank you, Kae
Mari,
This is a very inspirational post. I enjoyed all of them.
Have a great week, my friend.
Blessings,
Mary
Love this post!
Hugs!
Kat
I like these! I remember most of them from when I used to change the church sign. They were in a book we had for church signs. :)
Those are great Mari! So true too!
I love the one about quit complaining about church- then you wouldn't belong there. So true!
These are great I've heard some but not all of them
My favorite was the first one! Hilarious (and, sadly, so true)!
Very good and Very true! Im one who tends to put a question mark where there should be a period
these are great! and true...
that last one makes me pretty shallow!
These are great, and oh so true!!
These were all new to me. I love reading these kinds of things.
Ouch on that last one! I love reading these things...my bathroom wallpaper is all quotes. People come out of there quoting them to me!!
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. I like that one. I haven't heard that one before.
i like these- thanx for sharing :)
~kay~
I enjoyed them all! :)
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