A little boy was on a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ... A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth?" The boy replied, "My grandfather still had all teeth at 105 years" The man asked, "Was he eating a lot of chocolate?" The boy answered, "No, he was always minding his own business."
LOL! My other voice says, don't do it! You know it will make you feel sick! Sometimes I listen and obey, sometimes I don't, and then that other voice says, "I told you so!" LOL.
Hahah yep, I have heard those voices. Only, the second one says to me, Oh good grief, you know you're going to eat it so just go ahead and eat it and then it will be over with and you don't have to sit around talking to yourself about "eat it or don't eat it" anymore, and you can spend your time doing something more productive than being tempted by chocolate! xoxo
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ReplyDeleteTOO funny!! This would be ME!
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree!
ReplyDeleteA little boy was on a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
ReplyDeleteA man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth?"
The boy replied, "My grandfather still had all teeth at 105 years"
The man asked, "Was he eating a lot of chocolate?"
The boy answered, "No, he was always minding his own business."
I can't stop laughing at Willie's joke in comments. oh my word. I do love chocolate and sugar, gave it up in 2017 and still miss it.
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Either way - Eat the chocolate!
ReplyDeleteYES !!! I hear those same two voices...
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Funny. :) Not many people can say no to chocolate.
ReplyDeleteThat is me every time! Janice
ReplyDeleteA very good Friday Funny.
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All the best Jan
LOL! My other voice says, don't do it! You know it will make you feel sick! Sometimes I listen and obey, sometimes I don't, and then that other voice says, "I told you so!" LOL.
ReplyDeleteYes!!! Yes! Yes!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed!!
ReplyDeleteCute...you heard her. That made me smile. Love the picture, sweet and old timey looking.
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Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI needed that little chuckle, thanks ☺️
ReplyDeleteHaha! Thanks for the little chuckle, Mari!
ReplyDeleteAlways love a good laugh! What’s the Friday funny this time? You’re invited to check out my blog posts whenever you like!
ReplyDeleteHey! I'm hearing those voices! Lol
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Perfect!!!
ReplyDeleteSmiling here. This is good.
ReplyDeleteHa! This is me!
ReplyDeleteThis was me with the mint milano cookies last night...hahaha
ReplyDeleteFor sure! 👍
ReplyDeleteHahah yep, I have heard those voices. Only, the second one says to me, Oh good grief, you know you're going to eat it so just go ahead and eat it and then it will be over with and you don't have to sit around talking to yourself about "eat it or don't eat it" anymore, and you can spend your time doing something more productive than being tempted by chocolate! xoxo
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