Lady's Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
She put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
Now I'm on Prozac...
hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI feel like that about every time I go! :)
Have a good weekend, Mari.
xoxo
Ha, ha, ha!!! Very funny, Mari :-)
ReplyDelete{{{giggling}}} thanks Mari. smiles
ReplyDeleteOh, that's a good one!! Been there!
ReplyDeleteOh mercy, how true. I hate going to the doctor. They are too prone to tell the truth. It's brutal. LOL xoxo
ReplyDeleteLOL....very cute! Happy Friday!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is the best one yet!
ReplyDeleteYup, that's my story every time, hahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteSounds familiar!
ReplyDeleteHope you are enjoying your chili today!
Haaaaaa! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat is just how I feel about it (can't trust any one these days.) LOL
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