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Thursday, October 20, 2016

Friday Funny!



Lady's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with the basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked. 
"135," I said.
She put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2".

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed.  "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

Now I'm on Prozac...

11 comments:

  1. hahahaha!

    I feel like that about every time I go! :)

    Have a good weekend, Mari.

    xoxo

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  2. Ha, ha, ha!!! Very funny, Mari :-)

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  3. {{{giggling}}} thanks Mari. smiles

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  4. Oh, that's a good one!! Been there!

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  5. Oh mercy, how true. I hate going to the doctor. They are too prone to tell the truth. It's brutal. LOL xoxo

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  6. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That is the best one yet!

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  7. Yup, that's my story every time, hahahaha!!

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  8. Sounds familiar!
    Hope you are enjoying your chili today!

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  9. That is just how I feel about it (can't trust any one these days.) LOL

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