Happy Mother's Day!

Being a Mother

Somebody said it takes about 6 weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.

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Somebody said being a mother is boring...
That somebody never rode in a care driven by a teenager with a drivers permit.
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Somebody said if you're a "good" mother your child will "turn out good".
That somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
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Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
That somebody never came out the back door just in time to see their child hit a golf ball through the neighbors window.
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Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
That somebody never helped a fourth grader with their math.
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Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child rearing questions in books.
That somebody never had a child stuff beans up her nose or in her ears.
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Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you did the first.
That somebody doesn't have five children.
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Somebody said the hardest part of being a mom is labor and delivery.
That somebody never had to watch their "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten,
or on a plane headed for Military Boot Camp.
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Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter to a mothers heartstrings.
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Somebody said a mothers job is done when her last child leaves home.
That somebody never had grandchildren.
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Somebody said your mother already knows you love her so you don't have to say it.
That somebody isn't a mother.
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Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out there. I hope you have a blessed day.