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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Friday Funnies!



Biblical Humor

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A: Ruthless


Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the disciples were all in one Accord.


Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.


Q: What excuse did Adam give his children about why they no longer lived in the garden?
A: Your Mother ate us out of house and home.


Q: What person in the Bible had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
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15 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 14, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    Very cute Mari!!

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  2. chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.comJuly 14, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    So cute, Mari! I'm glad to be back to your blog. It always puts a smile on my face.

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  3. TerriJuly 14, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    love the Adam and Eve eating them out of house and home!

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  4. Sweet TeaJuly 14, 2011 at 10:55 PM

    Ruthless! LOL
    That was a totally new one for me. Too cute!

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  5. KariJuly 14, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    thanks for the laughs.
    Have a great weekend. Be blessed!

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  6. JustabeachkatJuly 14, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    Thanks for the chuckles!

    Hugs,
    Kat

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  7. ChristinaJuly 15, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Funny!!!! I love the car one the best although they were all funny.

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  8. PennyJuly 15, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    Bwahahaha!! Love it!

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  9. ancient oneJuly 15, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    cute post!!

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  10. JennyJuly 15, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Ruthless, BWAAAAAAHAHA! Love it.

    One of my favorite Bible funnies is, how do we know the Almighty is left-handed?

    Because Jesus is sitting on the right hand of God.

    ALSO

    On a glorious Autumn Sunday, a faithful Sunday School teacher of very small children asked her students: "What has a big bushy tail and gathers nuts for the winter?"

    The children looked clueless but eventually little Johnny raised his hand. "Yes, Johnny?" said his teacher.

    Johnny replied, "I know the answer is supposed to be Jesus but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."

    I'll go now ...

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  11. Raise Them UpJuly 15, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    Those were great! I shared them with my boys and they got a big kick out of them. :)

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  12. Hootin AnniJuly 17, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    All in Accord? Gotta love these Mari!! Thanks for the chuckles. I do so love humor.

    Thank you for visiting with me yesterday
    Today's post LINK

    Hope your weekend has treated you well.

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  13. Marsha YoungJuly 17, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Mari - Thanks for the smiles. And thank you for your encouraging comments on Spots and Wrinkles.

    Blessings to you - Marsha

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  14. CherdecorJuly 17, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Good Sunday funnies!

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  15. CherdecorJuly 17, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Sorry, this just came up on my Sunday Feed! =)

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