Christian one liners

Someone sent me an e-mail with some Christian one liners. You may have seen these before, but I thought they were funny and in many of them, there is a lot of truth. Enjoy these!

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
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It's easier to preach ten sermons than to live one.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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Quit complaining about your church. If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the promises' are just sitting on the premises.
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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you.
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.